Hernando ...ha!... in conjuction with ...hmmmm... the manager of that boy band and ...uhhhh... the fluoride producers ...er... in conjuction with ...heh heh... the national park system ...er... has been officially linked with those eggheads in their ivory tower ...riiiiiiight... ...ho, ho!... but they can't hide that they ...er... ...hmmmm... got in bed with the cows ...(cough)... to keep down a religious artifact with supposedly unimaginable powers. Someone has to get this information to the people.